News from Naughty Poughkeepsie – Tentacles

So I’m thinking tentacles…

And they’re usually portrayed in a non-consensual way, but there are plenty of ways that they can be portrayed with consent, and still retain their nature as real tentacle monsters, at least somewhat. Like this guy.

His tentacula are human-like creatures, cute even, but when they have sex, well:

“She might be nice and have the sweetest personality known to man, but as a tentacula she has certain…instincts, so in the bedroom she goes full on tentacle monster on Tom.”

So here’s what this inspired:

The aliens have arrived on Earth, with superior technology and at least some understanding of human psychology. They don’t want to run things and they don’t want to ruin things, they just want to be good neighbors.

Except they have no problem getting romantically and sexually involved with humans, and when they do, they go “full on tentacle monster” on the partner. When it’s one alien with another it’s quite mutual, but humans tend to get the short end of things (er, so to speak). So of course with any kind of deviance, especially when it comes to people with power, there’s a lot of hate flying around for the aliens, and that hatred can manifest in a lot of nasty ways.

What if the hero meets the heroine (an alien) by saving her from a gang of thugs out to do to her what they imagine she does to her “victims”? He’s a good guy, doesn’t believe all the hype about what the aliens are like in bed…until he finds out for real.

I think that could make for a kick-ass story. What do you think?

(Okay, so maybe this one doesn’t come from Poughkeepsie. Maybe this one should be “News from Denmark.”)

News from Naughty Poughkeepsie – Tentacles was posted on August 30th, 2010